If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.

“If a man is powerful, then his rival must therefore also be powerful. The other…”

“I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving, and I…”

“Tomorrow night I’m giving a lecture on silence and invisibility. Don’t be surpr…”

“It’s hard to type with gloves on. It’s also hard to type with just an erection.…”