If she can do the splits, the 5 second rule does not apply

“All the world's a stage and I'm just going through a phase”

“I hate cutting my wrists while shaving”

“Y'know when your dog drags its butt across the carpet leaving a stain- It's not…”

“Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I te…”