If somebody kills me, at least I won’t be accused of murder. Well, assuming all my clones have alibis.

“Women, if I understood them half as well as I understand fractions, I'd have sa…”

“I tried telling him without telling him, through body language, and I observed …”

“Even though I knew she needed to get something off her chest, I was hoping it w…”

“Siamese twins have it great because one can jack off while the other talks dirt…”