If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?

“If I collected dust, I wouldn’t mind if I got dust on it. My collection would g…”

“I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air.”

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only fri…”