If someone says you’re not right for them, they’re lying. What they’re really trying to tell you is they want you to stalk them and show them how committed you really are.

“A brick could be used to make love better. Faster isn’t always better. Don’t yo…”

“You can't be extinct if people aren't even aware you ever existed. I should kno…”

“I thought she was sexy until I noticed she had a beard.”

“There’s nobody worth talking about, so let’s not talk about it. Only let’s do i…”