If taxis were patriotic symbols, I’d flag one down on the Fourth of July.

“I’m a stand up guy. Especially when compared to someone sitting down.”

“A brick could be used to teach men how to dance, by learning balance. But a bla…”

“Even if there were only seventeen syllables left in the universe, I still don’t…”

“Dancing? Not only do I have two left feet, but they’re different sizes. And I d…”