If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.

“There doesn't seem like there should be an artful way to butcher a cow, but the…”

“You'll have to go commando.""Is there any other way?”

“Come now, you can move faster than that! Everyone says you were a spitfire on t…”

“No one was meant to see hell before they got there. No one should have to live …”