If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relationships are similar, with my love being sunny and your love being cloudy.

“Don’t make me weight, as I’m skinny on time.”

“A blowjob is the only employment I can get. At least in a bathroom stall.”

“What I want more than a car that goes from Point A to Point B, is a car that st…”

“A blanket could be used to help my career. Things have gone cold in this econom…”