If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.

“I like color commentators. Especially red, white, and blue color commentators. …”

“I hate the smell of success, because most of the time it smells like sweat. May…”

“A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man l…”

“When anybody honks at me in traffic, I blush, wave, and shout, “Thanks for bein…”