If Warren Buffet made chocolate, I’ll bet it’d be really rich. And corrupt.

“I went on a blind date—with a descendent of Helen Keller.”

“I am a rebel! But I don’t want people to agree with my views, because if everyo…”

“I have the worst kind of history—a non history. I wasn’t born poor, oppressed, …”

“The only time I’ll eat Italian wedding soup is if I’m wearing a tuxedo and eati…”