If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forward to.

“I am the rainbow of love. Even if things get stormy, you know you can count on …”

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I p…”

“I once got stabbed with a lightning bolt. True story. (No it isn’t).”