If you ask me to describe what I look like, I’ll simply say, “I look like my clone.

“Strawberries are so red they make me feel 33% patriotic.”

“I respect people who make eye contact (blind people get a free respect card).”

“I’ll make a goofy face at you. It’s just another stunning example of my ability…”

“I saw him do a No More Potatoes Dance, after he saw me stuff the last of the ma…”