If you asked me to mow your lawn, I’d say sure—just as soon as you move your lawn directly above mine.

“Sure, I’d fake my own death. But only if I had the following items: duct tape, …”

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“On my recent trip to Washington DC, I wore a hat I made out of a tin funnel tha…”

“L and V, both angular. O and E, both vowels. Coupled together, like a couple of…”