If you can’t respect me as a banana, then I’m not sure how you can respect me as a man. Aside from not cramping up, what’s more important than respect?

“Sexy is fine. So is OK.”

“Neighbors, I’m on the fence about them.”

“I would rather build a relationship than a wall. Can you pass me another brick?”

“When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could…”