If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re…” “A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…” “He was cold and ugly, so I lent him my invisible cloak. He was grateful and sai…” “A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high h…”