If you date a hermaphrodite, does that make you bisexual?

“The lights might have dimmed, but I blinked at that moment so I didn’t notice. …”

“What ends in a W, has no beginning, and is always in the present? Now.”

“Without even washing my hands I can tell whether I peed or not.”

“Business idea: People like to eat and drive, so why not make edible cars? Inste…”