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“Her boyfriend can’t hold a candle to me. Especially not while I’m holding the s…”

“I am the Love Camel of Llama Land. Come, hop on my hump and let me lead you to …”

“It’s amazing how nostalgia filters out the bad and focuses only on the good.”

“There should be a language called Nail, so I could more naturally say, “My nail…”