If you insist on digging for the truth, you can start at the cemetery. But not the one on the wealthy side of town, because I already dug up everything of value.

“It’s a new subject to me, and I’m just starting to get confused. The middle is …”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”

“I enjoy scratching itches on my body with my beard stubble. The worst though is…”

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the b…”