if you make waffles, throw out the first one.

“We are now the proud owners of a white boy. Now we have to shop in the caucasia…”

“Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!”

“Two wrongs do not make a right; but three rights make a left.”

“No Angie, it's instant. Like when someone trips in the cafeteria and you're lau…”