If you really want to hurt your parents and you don't have nerve enough to be homosexual, the least you can do is go into the arts.

“I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.”

“The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.”

“This is something about your father?''This is something about you." Frank put h…”

“Don't put one foot in your job and the other in your dream, Ed. Go ahead and qu…”