If you strip away my flowery language, you’ll figure out I’m really talking about bees.

“I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdresse…”

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can…”

“I’m running a marathon. I won’t be jogging, walking, or sprinting, but I will b…”

“When anybody asks me what time it is, I always say, “Yesterday, plus 24 hours.”