If you tell me I look familiar but you just can’t place it, I’ll tell you that with two ears, two eyes, two lips, and a nose, I just must have one of those faces.

“I treat women like royalty. But not from a Bolshevik perspective.”

“He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a…”

“I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.”

“My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me afte…”