If you tell me I look like someone you know, I might get panicked and think you’re on to me. I thought nobody saw me abduct that guy and steal his identity.

“Helen Keller, she just can’t see how much I love her. Also, she acts like she c…”

“There’s nothing I like better than a beautiful sunset. Except maybe a gorgeous …”

“Love is patient and love is kind. Damn! Why’d it have to be the two qualities I…”

“A brick could be used to teach men how to dance, by learning balance. But a bla…”