If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “Anything more than 5/10ths makes me tense” “I have two friends, Steve and Martin. But I'd happily replace both for the frie…” “I’m 30% in love, and if I ever rise to 70%, then I’ll be 100% in love. But I’ll…” “For breakfast I want a bowl of sugar with some corn flakes sprinkled on top. Th…”