If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar.

“I always never leave things for the last minute. I leave them for 59 seconds.”

“If I were in Steve Prefontaine’s shoes, I’d have done the same thing he did. Ex…”

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get…”

“A brick and a blanket could be combined to create a blink. And a half a blink, …”