If you want to find dirt on me, wait until after I’m dead and buried.

“I’m the kind of guy who’s only got one speed: reverse.”

“If I tried to mail our love, it’s irregular shape and unknowable dimensions wou…”

“It’s hard to find friends I can trust. Most end up either getting shot, stabbed…”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”