If you want to find dirt on me, wait until after I’m dead and buried.

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”

“If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.”

“My friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.”

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”