If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“I have a shirt that’s skin tight. It’s made from human flesh.”

“Is your bed big enough? Because if it is, I can always join you and crowd it up…”