If you were to ask me what kind of musical sound I aspire to produce, that noise would be a wet nipple sliding across a cheese grater. I’m a sucker for love songs.

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done u…”

“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”

“I found love when I stopped looking for it. And I sold it precisely when everyo…”

“Growing up, my parents never gave me as much as I wanted for my birthday. For e…”