If you were to talk about your nose, I’d take everything you’d say at face value.

“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go dow…”

“I have two problems with hard labor: hard and labor. I prefer soft, and I’d pre…”

“My favorite thing isn’t being the favorite to win—it’s being the underdog.”

“I’ll trade my formal neckwear for your love, if your love has an equal or great…”