If you work in a hospital, you can’t easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you’re sick? Well why don’t you come in to work and we’ll have a look at it.

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“There are three things I look for in a woman to potentially date, and one of th…”

“My left hand is my bad hand. I spank it with my right hand. You might call it c…”