If your last name were Seldom, I’d use it often.

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole fun…”

“The woman of my dreams was tired. The woman of my dreams always lets me sleep i…”

“I like wearing gloves made of cheese (Swiss), and then going around asking elde…”

“I own a few yawns that I rent out to people who are tired of the sleazy snooze …”