If you’re an invisible person, of course you’re going to dress ostentatiously and flamboyantly, so people will finally start seeing you. I used to be a missing person, and now I’m so visible even a lactose intolerant Helen Keller could see me.

“Teamwork: I love the idea of all for one—especially if that one is me.”

“The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from som…”

“Dialogue between two characters, each of them different forms of karate, might …”

“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal wal…”