If you’re getting up to cross the Sahara, I could sure go for a bottle of water. My thirst to love you will never be quenched.

“If I were facing a firing squad, I’d ask them to hold on just one second, becau…”

“I’m as American as de Tocqueville.”

“A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d …”

“He attacked me, so I had to slit his throat with a steak knife. But not before …”