If you’re going to hold a grudge, at least put on an oven mitt before you pick it up.

“A ball is a great place to dance, or a great thing to dribble. A ball is also a…”

“I’ve been writing for about eleven years. I went from elfish to elephantish, an…”

“I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my o…”

“Women want me, and men want to be me. And by me I mean Ryan Gosling.”