If you’re hungry, eat one of my new starvation pills. They taste like silence.


“I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handl…”

“I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applaude…”

“I don’t have a blue-collar job. It’s more of a green collar, because of all the…”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”