If zombies eat brains, then they’d love me, because who doesn’t like a buffet?

“When love dissipates, it’s like dancing with daisies at midnight, and you don’t…”

“You’re used to being the smartest guy in the room. Solitary confinement will do…”

“Met a guy named Bill once. We met in Williamsburg and discussed the Bill of Rig…”

“I should be a coach, because when my players win, I win. But when my players lo…”