II’m proud to say that over the past few years there’s been considerable disinterest in my work. But things should pick up once my forklift arrives.

“How do you run with confidence and insulation?” Orafoura asked me. ”I don’t kno…”

“I wanted to say Thank You in sign language, but instead I sneezed and ended up …”

“I watch baseball on TV like my cat watches the window. Somebody open the blinds…”

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”