I’ll agree with you if you promise to argue with me. That’s what love is, right?

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, so…”

“I am waiting on a trap door, but things might fall through for me.”

“I am Captain Aptitude. Well, I will be, once I get acclimated to the climate at…”

“I thought you were her because she wasn’t here yesterday and neither were you. …”