I’ll be 30 in April. My birthday is March 5th.

“I planted a plant in the midst of spies, who were disguised as farmers.”

“She was a tall drink of water, and I was a glass half full kind of guy—half ful…”

“Not only did I lie about lying, but I lied about lying about lying. And you’d b…”

“Don’t step on my toes. Especially if I’m walking on my hands.”