I’ll buy your product and then return your product, and tell you to keep my money, so it feels more like a business transaction, rather than charity, which induces feelings of indebtedness on the end of the recipient.

“Lay on me, and let my heat escape up to you, while you’ll act as my insulation …”

“I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inco…”

“To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a fam…”

“I make love like a balloon, and fortunately, my lover is a blow up doll.”