I’ll exhale hot breath into my palm before touching you, because I have cold hands, and also because your hands smell like bubblegum.

“I’ll trade you one dollar for five dollars. What, is my money no good here?”

“They’ll know who the brains of the operation was when they see me smash my clon…”

“I’m going to change the world, and all for under $14.95. I’m not going to chang…”

“I just took a little nap. I stole it from an infant.”