I’ll give you money to buy what I’m selling, because I’m a savvy salesman.

“The old me is younger than the me now. Ah, but that’s life, no?”

“My penis, when inflated, does not qualify as a flotation device, no matter how …”

“If I had a street named after me, it would really put me on the map.”

“The best way to get America back to work, and reduce our deficit, is hire all t…”