I’ll grab my crotch at you. It’s a greeting, like hello, only more provocative and inviting.

“Her shoes were so pink that if she stepped in bubblegum, nobody would be able t…”

“When I told investors I was going to invent a self-love machine, they told me t…”

“A brick and a blanket are going to help me conquer the world. Just give me an a…”

“I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo cap…”