I’ll jump off a bluff, or a cliff, so don’t call my bluff, or call me Cliff.

“I bought a zoo, which is funny, because I own the very place that should own me.”

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”

“Love lets us ride on its back as if it were a camel. But you’ve got to water it…”

“Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with.”