I’ll leave a note in the lobby that says, “Moved. 315.” You had a meeting with me at 3:00 in room 315. The number 315 confuses you, so you wonder, “Did the room get moved, or the time?” Both did. You’re to meet me at 3:33 in room 333.

“When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly he…”

“A brick could be used to determine whether you are really in love or not. But y…”

“I’ll keep you in my heart forever, just so long as you don’t clog up my arterie…”

“I would hate to see seventeen people with monosyllabic names like Mike or Ann d…”