I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.

“Birthdays are like presidential elections. I don’t like them, but they still ke…”

“In this economic recession, I have resorted to wearing my lucky underwear to jo…”

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all …”

“Music is inaudible to deaf people, just as dancing is invisible to me.”