I’ll never rest on my laurels. If I’ve got more than one Laurel in my bed, rest is not how I plan on utilizing my mattress.

“Love one person at a time, that’s the motto I’ll try to get my clones to live b…”

“What has four wooden legs and hangs out in a bar? If you answered a barstool, y…”

“I work at a newspaper. I’m not a journalist; I’m a deliveryman. Well I will be,…”

“Here in Jacksonville there’s a road called Commonwealth Blvd., and today as I w…”