I’ll refer my clones to businesses and negotiate a better price for myself. And for myselves.

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“I think the most romantic letter you ever gave me was “W,” because it’s a coupl…”

“Two days ago, Tuesday at 10:10 am, I gave birth to a bagel. And God commanded m…”

“I have failed, and I should bury my failure. I need a trowel (it was a small fa…”