I’ll see a tree and be reminded of her. So I’ll have to go have sex with that tree.

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“I remember the good old days. You must remember the good old days, because they…”

“I know 20 ways to count from 1-19.”

“Everybody thinks they’re a prophet. They must, or nobody would get married. Or …”