I’ll show the state of my nipples before asking, Is that all you’ve got, January?

“I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I …”

“Tonight when she came down to the front desk she was wearing neon green hot pan…”

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”

“My face doesn’t match my personality. Maybe it would if instead of a mouth I ha…”